By "BunnysKitty" - / Monday 10 July 2017 22:30 / United States - Columbia City
By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 June 2017 03:30 / India - Vijayawada
FML - The follow-up
Annalivliv Say more :
So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.
By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 June 2017 12:06 / Australia
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 May 2017 21:00 / France
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 May 2017 21:00 / Italy
FML - The follow-up
ruttles Say more :
Op here I actually don't buy the kcups I buy regular coffee and a pod with a washable filter...both cheaper and environmentally friendly. And the keurig was given to me so never actually bought the machine and I never read up on the maintenance instructions like I should've, which I acknowledge is my fault. But I put milk and sugar in my coffee so it never actually tasted bad to me. And the whole machine...
By ruttles - / Friday 28 April 2017 17:47 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was feeling ill when I woke up. While on the bus to work, I threw up into a plastic cup. I had to sit for half an hour holding an open, very full, warm cup of vomit. FML

siggy_mcsigx Say more :
It was a coach bus and I was sitting at the back, meaning I would have had to walk up an aisle of eyes and stand up there waiting for the driver to find a suitable place (not easy on irish country roads). Thanks tho :)
By mcsicky - / Friday 28 April 2017 09:50 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up

Today, I finally met the cute guy that I've been talking to for the last 3 weeks. Turns out "5'8"" was a really big exaggeration for "5"3' in boots'. FML

SunDown2015 Say more :
I'm the OP. So, let's be clear: I'm "5'6" and height isn't a big deal for me. What was important to me was that he lied. He also showed up to our meeting stoned off his ass, and then proceeded to throw a muddy basketball at me (which got all over my new shirt). Definitely not Prince Charming. I got out of there ASAP! I guess online dating just isn't my cup of tea. Thanks for the FML though! :)
By Hobbits&LiarsOhMy! - / Monday 24 April 2017 11:06 / United States - Nacogdoches
By BrokenHangLow - / Monday 24 April 2017 12:00 / United States - Havelock
By theJoblessArchaeologist - / Thursday 13 April 2017 05:00 / Canada - Vancouver
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 April 2017 08:00 / Australia - Camberwell
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