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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I noticed that I hardly communicate with anyone anymore. Yet another friend has sent a random link to our Messenger conversation with, “It’s just to remind myself about it.” Apparently our friendships have evolved into using each other as bookmarks instead of actually talking. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-06T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                    [spicy] |
                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-06T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By sleepy and ill            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my dad now insists I HAVE to be up at 7 am every day. I explained that even after waking up at 7 am for months, my body still couldn’t fall asleep earlier and I stayed chronically sleep deprived. He thinks I’m lying because, “No one’s body works like that.” I’m 30 and can’t move out. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-06T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found a note on my car windshield that said, “Sorry about what happened.” I immediately assumed someone had hit it. After panicking for 2 minutes, I realized the note had been left by my friend, who had borrowed my car and accidentally left the radio playing overnight, draining the battery. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, it's been three days since I started preparing for a video interview, including practicing my answers and arranging the background behind me. Five minutes before it started, I noticed I'd been preparing for the wrong time zone. I was sitting in a perfect interview setup three hours too early. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By girlboss            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anna            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Not that type of friend!             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my husband and I have been trying to find a new friend group ever since we moved states for his job. As if trying to meet people as adults isn’t hard enough, everyone thinks that just because we’re friendly, we must be flirting. We legit just want new people to hang with, not swing with. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, while on the phone with my mum I mentioned that we were thinking of moving and had seen a house we liked. Her response? "Glad you’re leaving that crime-ridden area." The house we’re looking at is two doors away. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-05T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Fuck meat eaters            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my coworker brings in meat for lunch every single day and eats it at his desk. I'm a vegan and the smell makes me feel sick for hours. The management won't reprimand him or move either of us. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-04T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’ve been divorced for six years. Dating is in the toilet, and so far my options are short, emotionally unavailable, or married. At this point, I’d like a refund. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-04T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anon            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML]]></description>
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                                    [spicy] |
                                By Roy            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, it's been exactly 23 years since my wife and I had sex for the first time. She fell asleep while I was going down on her. Did that ring a bell? No, married her nevertheless. Now I can’t even remember the last time we had sex. Still love her, kind of. I call it my karma, but actually I’m just stupid. FML]]></description>
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                                By Whoopsie            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-04T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I joined a video meeting 5 minutes early and spent the time quietly complaining about one of my coworkers to my friend. When the meeting started, I realized my microphone had been on the entire time. Said coworker was the first person to say hello. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-04T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By jumpscare            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-09-03T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By f_ck_U            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I returned to my sweet home after a two-month cozy vacation full of good memories, only to find that the place was sweet no more and had turned into a bug and mold-infested Petri dish uninhabitable for any living creature. FML ]]></description>
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