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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                By Joh            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I realized that there are two types of days in my life. Days when I work, and days where I lie on the couch doomscrolling and waiting for it to be late enough to start drinking. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-09T15:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                    [spicy] |
                                By Frustrated wife            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I tried to explain to my husband how it felt when he asked for sex. I said ,"How would you feel if I asked for sex when you were fixing the car, and I hadn't dressed nicely, shaved, cleaned myself up, or showered?" He said, "I'd fuck you right there in the garage, duh!" I give up. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-09T12:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Gerry            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I was suspended from work. Last week, while working at the hospital, they brought in a patient who was involved in an accident. He was pronounced DOA (Dead On Arrival). He was a longtime friend of mine, so I posted my grief on Facebook and Instagram. That’s how his mom and sister found out. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-09T09:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, we had a family gathering but the whole time my spoiled brat of a sister made a big deal about her “coming out” as polyamorous. She kept going on and on about imaginary struggles and oppression, while simultaneously bragging about all the people (if you can call them that) she’s banging. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-09T03:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, after a very long day, I got home from the swimming pool at 10:30 pm. I didn’t have dinner, I was super hungry, so I ordered a pizza while walking back home. 35 minutes later, only a can of coke arrived. Apparently, I that's all I actually ordered. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-09T00:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                    [spicy] |
                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I got my first girlfriend, so I told my mother that I would tell her all about her, except about our sex life, which is strictly off limits. That’s when the screaming started. God, I love having an autistic mother who only has screaming episodes when people don't answer her questions. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Karencut            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I got a professional haircut for the first time in 2 years. I wanted it touching the tops of my shoulders and thats what length the stylist cut it to. After she washed my hair she decided to 'touch it up' and cut way too much off. I now have a Karen cut. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T20:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T15:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Please touch me            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, it's been two weeks since my husband and I argued and I told him to stop groping me every chance he got. He hasn't touched me since, and I never realized how much I secretly liked when he smacked my butt or grabbed my boobs out of the blue. I don't know how to ask for him to start again. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T12:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my boyfriend’s ex is such a vindictive controlling bitch. It was our first time picking up the kids but she refused to give them to us because we didn’t have car seats. Instead of just letting us use hers, she demanded we go buy brand new seats. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T09:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By fiat850            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, we held a funeral for a friend who'd died of food poisoning that he contracted at the funeral for another friend. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T03:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, a tiny puppy only a few weeks old came out of some bushes and chose me as her human. I took her home and left her with my wife while I went back out for flea shampoo, milk, and a bed. When I got home, my wife had already called a charity to pick her up, because, “We’re not dog people.” FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-08T00:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Hormonal            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I'm unmotivated, lazy slob who keeps screwing up at work. For half the month. The other half, I'm a hyperactive, super fast worker, who finishes everything, and greedily picks up more tasks. Between the Jekyll and Hyde, my coworkers no longer trust me. Why am I like this? FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Ashy.Kinz            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found out that multiple people have access to my dead friend’s FB account and have seen every single thing I’ve tagged his account on, sent to his Messenger, etc., Which is mostly spicy novel accounts that do giveaways (where you tag a friend to enter). Thanksgiving might be interesting… FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T20:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Optic Blast            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my idiot friends set me up on a blind date. It was about to go well, until her glass eye fell out onto my hand. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T15:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife is mad at me because I didn’t let our son win at Mario Kart Racing and he cried. I’m sorry, but it’s almost impossible to let a kid win at Mario Kart when he drives his character off every cliff, runs into every obstacle, and pulls 180s to drive down the track in the wrong direction. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T12:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my dad, who only recently came back into my life, decided somewhere in his booze-damaged brain, that I still needed parenting like a teenager. He tried to take my car keys for staying out late, tried to ground me for drinking, and disapproves of me dating. I’m 27 and own my own home. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T09:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after ten months. Why? She found out I didn't vote. Apparently that means I don't care about "her rights" and that's "a dealbreaker." Crazy bitch. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T03:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I had court at 8 am. After 4 hours of sitting through other's hearings, they finally told me that there wasn't any time for me. I've already had to go out of my way to request time off from work and get witnesses together. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-07T00:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By birkahh            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found some guy on the internet called “@GlazerOf(my username)” who was really sweet and complimented my art. I cried in public from happiness and appreciation because of it, and everyone thought that I had just experienced a breakup. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-11-06T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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