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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I'm a 34 year-old single woman on the dating apps. A guy suggested we try a swing dance lesson as our first date. I said yes. We had a good time both of us and we exchanged numbers. Later I got a text from him saying he had a connection with another match, but we should remain friends for another dance "date". Dude is 43. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-01T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Charm            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my 54 year-old partner is leaving me for his 26 year-old coworker. She’s younger than our two kids, 32 and 29. He seriously sees nothing wrong because she’s “a consenting adult.” FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-01T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I was threatened with arrest for refusing to accept a citation for having a dog off leash in a park. It wasn’t my fucking dog! It was a very friendly stray that started following me on my morning walk. I tried to explain myself but the dog wouldn’t leave my side or stop barking at the cop. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-01T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my son came home upset that his crush is still friendzoning him. While he and I were coming up with a plan to get her to change her mind, my wife burst in and yelled, “She doesn’t fucking like him! Get the fuck over it and leave the poor girl alone!” Way to be supportive, hon. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-01T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-01T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I went to swim with my husband and baby daughter. My husband packed the bags and said twice that he'd packed my swim suit. He hadn't. I spent 10 euros for a 10 minute bath, while he got to swim with our baby. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-30T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today I woke up to myself (24F) accidentally losing control of my bowels in bed. I’m not sick, just a food intolerance. The worst part is that my fiancé was sound asleep next to me and I had to wake him up to tell him what happened so I could wash the sheets and bed at one in the morning. He's is now sleeping on the couch. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-30T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By J            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML]]></description>
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                                By             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I came home to a huge man cleaning my kitchen. I demanded to know who the hell he was and It turned out that he’s the “maid” my wife hired after I told her that if she wanted help cleaning the house, then we could just hire some. His name is Ted and she’s refusing to get rid of him. FML]]></description>
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                                By lordoftheweird            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found out that I have been secretly paying the bills. All the psych treatments and medication tryouts I took as a kid was paid research. My parents spent all the money on themselves and they still wanted me to do the research. They also lied to my school and told them I was autistic. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-30T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my pathetic wannabe influencer sister would not stop recording my kids, even though they and I told her not to. I finally snapped and smashed her phone and now she's threatening to press charges, and our parents are on her side. My kids are scared that they're going to be taken away from me. FML]]></description>
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                                By Fuck u            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-30T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-29T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found out that my favorite coffee place, which I’ve been meaning to go back to for months, completely shut down. It was one of the only good things about my city. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-29T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By I&#039;ll stop being &quot;bitter&quot; when my life stops sucking            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my tall, handsome, perfect cousin told me to stop bitching about being single and "work on myself", as if that would magically attract hordes of women. I told him to fuck off and swung at him. He knocked me on my ass and had the balls to say he forgave me but that I needed to stop being bitter. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, despite all I've sacrificed to stay home with my child, and operating a small business while they are in school, my child decided to make a punchline out of me and roasted me in front of the whole family because my husband paid for my car. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, after years of effort, I was finally able to open my own full body beauty salon. I’ve been open approximately two hours and I’ve had six genuine customers and three shifty looking dudes trying to ask, without saying the actual words, if we’re one of those rub and tug, happy ending massage parlours. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-29T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By sadmd            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my elderly patient accused me of not taking good care of her, because, during my time off, she was taken to the hospital for anemia. I tested her for anemia months ago and discussed it with her, and she'd told me that she didn't want to go to the hospital. Guess who everyone believes. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I took my kids and left my wife because she's been drinking, which I absolutely forbid. Now she's going on social media saying I kidnapped them. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-28T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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