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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
279 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

#21356994
36 comments

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On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by LP - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
81 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
77 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27651) - you deserved it (8549)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (16089)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16820) - you deserved it (48001)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

#21306928
77 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

#21305199
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28915) - you deserved it (7610)

On 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm - work - by stupid - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

#21299095
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29845) - you deserved it (2609)

On 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm - misc - by loner - United States (Wisconsin)



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