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Today , I was boxing up all mah brother's old stuff to take to the attic . I came acros a box , an without checking wat was inside , I took it up , just to have it fall on mah head , to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (3235)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear , he started singing "In the jungle , the mighty jungle..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (49248)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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