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Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

#21505094
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18253) - you deserved it (6651)

On 12/18/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

#21502145
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21355) - you deserved it (1548)

On 12/10/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32117) - you deserved it (7236)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

#19648207
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32030) - you deserved it (2402)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)



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