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Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
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On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

#21519254
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On 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm - health - by my face though - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

#21513595
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On 01/10/2016 at 2:46pm - love - by BURGERT0WN USA - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

#21511030
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On 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by ywouldudomelikethat (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML

#21507307
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On 12/24/2015 at 1:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided that my hair was too long and that she was going to cut it. I now look like a male extra from Xanadu. FML

Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML

#21506222
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I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (1610)

On 12/21/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by bahhumbug - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

#21506177
50 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 9:56am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

#21504406
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On 12/16/2015 at 10:41am - health - by SickOfYourShit - United States (Washington)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

#21504324
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On 12/16/2015 at 3:56am - love - by sothatsano - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

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On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML

#21496646
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On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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