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Today, Mah Girlfriend's Dad Called To Say She Wasn't Allowed To Come With Me On A Three-day Trip On New Year's. He Waited Until Christmas To Say It, Even Though We Booked An Paid Fir The Trip Nearly A Month Ago. Now He Ruined Both Holidays. FML

#21323987
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I agree, your life sucks (33435) - you deserved it (2857)

On 12/25/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by sneeuwbal - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today , I was feeling depressd an got very , very drunk . This evening , I was feeling equally desperate , an endd up having to get my special dildo removd from my asshole at the hospital . FML

#20051425
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I agree, your life sucks (12436) - you deserved it (35983)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)



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