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Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turnd to me and said, ( You're really bad at this. ) I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. mega FML
Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask fir sauce on her sandwich . After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese . When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me . FML
Today, I found a tiny, featherles baby brd. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how ( weak ) I was. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015