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Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163244) - you deserved it (14865)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, me and mah girlfriend got into a fight. After giving mah genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. real FML

#159138
48 comments

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wereing mah dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." mega FML

#152596
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21697) - you deserved it (61696)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I Went To Mah Crushes Mardi Gras Party. He Was Handing Out Beads To All The Grls At The Party That Flashed Him. When He Cummed Around To Me He Stopped An Said "I Will Give You These Beads NOT To Flash Me." FML

#138466
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53185) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to puttd a bra on beforehand, an as soon as I got to gym class, the frst thing teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." fat FML

#135663
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (35285)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home fir about 20 minutes before she asked me, "sohen are u getting that nose job?" FML

#134540
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (6066)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique fir the self portrait we've been working on fir a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. fat FML

#132596
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62314) - you deserved it (5205)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile working on a medical school application , I asked my mom wat she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." mega FML

#122918
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73498) - you deserved it (5962)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Went To Chill With Best Guy Friend And His Girlfriend,hom I Recently Met After I Moved To The Area. After A Few Beers, Buddy Leaned Over And Tried To Make Out With Me. I Quickly Backed Up And Shockingly Looked Over At His Girlfriend To Expect The Same Reaction. She Winked. FML

#120277
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62968) - you deserved it (7168)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by LilShawty2000 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to tell mah super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I am pregnant. FML

#113556
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19654) - you deserved it (51197)

On 02/23/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I JUST STUDIED FOR 13.5 HOURS COMPLETELY OUTLINING A BOOK FOR HISTORY. THRTY MINUTES BEFORE THE TEST, I REALIZED I HAD BEEN READING THE WRONG BOOK. FML

#112701
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (39593)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Celebrated Birthday With Friend Who Has The Same Birthday By Going Out To Dinner With A Bunch Of Our Friends. The Waiter Brought Out A Cake For Friend But Not For Me. No One Noticed Exclusion. I Sang Happy Birthday On Birthday. FML

#109688
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53849) - you deserved it (3309)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by jet8725 - United States (Virginia)

Today... Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. He Said I Was Way Too Good At Sex So I Must Have Lid About Not Having Much Experience... And He ( Wouldn't Be With Someoneho Is Hiding Something. ) WTF? FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81795) - you deserved it (6259)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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