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2day the police arrivd at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boyho lookd about 15 huggd me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 yeres old and had never seen this boy looool in my life. mega FML

#20473479
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was cleaning at workhen an elderly gentleman walkd toward me , pausd , and with a wink said , "That'shat I like to see: a grl on her knees." This is the same workplacehere another old man informd me that mah yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

#20472773
92 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Ma 14-year-old Son Sowed Me A ( Bird's Egg ) E Was Looking After In Is Room. It Was A Dried Up Dog Turd. FML

#20451321
106 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 1:28am - kids - by Facepalmum (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

#20423470
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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw a poto on Instagram of my friend flipping te camera te bird. Se'd taggd it under "irony", so I jokingly suggestd tat se borrow a dictionary. Se respondd wit a tirade of abuse, claimd to be sleeping wit my boyfriend, and blockd me an our later. big fat FML

#20398380
84 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally got ma wedding potos in te mail. As I lookd troug tem, I soon realizd tat te lace material on ma wedding dress was completely see-troug in te sunligt, an ma bra an panties were visible in every single outdoor poto. I ad an outdoor wedding. FML

#20397769
156 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 9:35am - misc - by AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I want Cristmas sopping for my cat. I still avan't bougt prasants for my family, yat my cat alraady as savaral small gifts undar ta traa and an outfit to waar around ta ousa. I raally naad a naw obby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML

#20199980
130 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, aftar a romantic dinnar, movia, and stroll in tha park, wa had our first kiss. It would hava baan parfact, had a passarby thrown rubbish at us 4 "unnacassary public display of affaction." FML

#20194899
97 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of mah work colleagues was staring at mah severe sunburn. She wantd to know if she could "peel" me, when mah sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no 4 an answer, an I work with her everyday this week. FML

#20194217
93 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
77 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly calld the waiter over an paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returnd, he broke up with me for ( emasculating ) him. fat FML

#20180957
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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