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Today, while on mah graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am . I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me . I have a science degree . FML

#8468411
107 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine!! Moments later, a used tampon rolls into cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it!! Both her hand an the tampon touched bare toes!! FML

#8456724
185 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of wat used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. fat FML

#8434692
138 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Lost Mah Virginity To An Ultrasound Probe. FML

#8433301
188 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went in to ma local cafe 4 ma morning coffee . I was catting to te barista as se was making it, and I mentioned tat I was starting a new diet . Se goes, "O tat's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee 4 years, I didn't want to say anyting..." FML

#8388243
120 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the shops with mah little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many drty looks. She thought it was hilarious. mega FML

#8330425
181 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY,HEN SETTING UP FOR A REHEARSAL, MAH ELDEST TEACHER WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME. MY MUSIC TEACHER ANNOUNCE THAT IT WILL BE A TIGHT FIT AN HARD FOR EVERYONE TO FIT IN THE AREA. THE OLD TEACHER NEXT TO ME LEANS OVER ANHISPERS, "I'D LYK TO FIT IN YUR TIGHT AREA." FML

#8153537
216 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yastarday I was on ta pona to boyfriand in England. I liva in Australia. Wat did a talk about 4 15 minutas straigt? Mafia Wars on Facabook and ow far a ad got. FML

#7885768
79 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by MafiaWarsWidow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and mah friends. fat FML

#7608108
133 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745
83 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard . It was only after looool we had finished that we noticed the three little grls , who live next door , jumping up and down on there trampoline , with there mouths wide open . FML

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

#7373793
54 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today mah girlfriend asked me ( is it in yet? ) FML

#7335788
148 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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