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FMLs submitted from Utah

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
43 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

#21522112
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19163) - you deserved it (3775)

On 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm - money - by sideeffect001 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

#21520798
87 comments

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On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
95 comments

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On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, the company I work for lost 3-weeks worth of time sheets, so we have to fill them all out again. I don't remember what I did yesterday, let alone three weeks ago. That's why I religiously fill out the time sheets in the first place. FML

#21518159
39 comments

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

#21508476
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (4761)

On 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by whatthefuck (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

#21505543
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23007) - you deserved it (1818)

On 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by sharee - United States (Utah)

Today, I confessed to my coworker that I'm interested in her romantically. She turned me down, saying that I'm a great guy, but that she basically doesn't want mixed-race children. She said she isn't racist, though, so I guess it's all okay, right? FML

#21503177
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23995) - you deserved it (3075)

On 12/13/2015 at 2:45am - love - by disgusted (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

#21482325
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21899) - you deserved it (3984)

On 10/20/2015 at 8:15pm - work - by He Hates Me... - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML

#21477352
153 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
115 comments

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On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML

#21457721
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25712) - you deserved it (2937)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:55pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)



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