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Today, I got a text messagiele driving ome. I cecked after arriving, an found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent im an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, cuz I someow sould ave known e was sowing off is pone to is momen I sent my reply. FML

#20701600
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On 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by i'm not psychic, mother fucker (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in mah hand an the door was jammed. I called the janitor on mah cellphone an told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint an leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

#13775057
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (2482)

On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)



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