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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

#17906392
99 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23258) - you deserved it (3964)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
144 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27716) - you deserved it (9881)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
108 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

#17614245
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19260) - you deserved it (2377)

On 08/29/2011 at 6:05pm - work - by dck128 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

#17555162
60 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40593) - you deserved it (8956)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)



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