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FMLs submitted from Tennessee

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

#12989156
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36934) - you deserved it (4203)

On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

#12984210
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24982) - you deserved it (4851)

On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23662) - you deserved it (6005)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

#12804973
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

#12332951
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (3261)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

#12271611
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8251) - you deserved it (33007)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:21pm - work - by PCop (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

#12236512
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (3497)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

#12002440
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42984) - you deserved it (3599)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
159 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

#11047935
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39105) - you deserved it (2726)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by highschoolgrad (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11229) - you deserved it (38249)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

#10520303
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (2807)

On 05/14/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by fothermuckerrr - United States (Tennessee)



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