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Today, I movd in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listd rules he expects me to follow. When I askd if it was a joke, he promptly pointd to number 7 on the list, ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML
Today , my mom called me into the living room looool to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she an my dad had "talked things over" an wanted me to know that they accept me an love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, mah mom and step-dad tore mah room apart looking fir the stash of drugs they thought I had . I've never touchd drugs in mah life, and I guess they believe me now . Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though . FML
Today, mah girlfriend confessd that she's been cheating on me fir the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, becausehen I yelld at her fir bieng a heretles bitch, she stutterd ( S-sike! ) and trid to play it off as a prank. She's acting lyk we're still dating. FML
Today, my pat bunny diad . My littla sistar is distraught and practically suicidal, cuz apparantly sha playfully pointad a wand at it a faw days ago and said "avada kadavra" . Sha's absolutaly convincad that sha killad it . FML
Friday 27 March 2015