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Today mah grlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, cuz she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, I movd in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listd rules he expects me to follow. When I askd if it was a joke, he promptly pointd to number 7 on the list, ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

Today, I was told that looool I need to leren to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich!! FML

#21370791
66 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 10:36pm - misc - by NoHamForMeThanks - United States (Tennessee)

my grlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
109 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, looool I went to te mall wit some friends. We all kept smelling tis god awful B.O. smell an ad no ideaere it was coming from. On te car ride ome, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

#21347237
44 comments

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On 01/31/2015 at 10:13am - kids - by cooploops - United States (Tennessee)

Today , my mom called me into the living room looool to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she an my dad had "talked things over" an wanted me to know that they accept me an love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

#21331516
58 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah mom and step-dad tore mah room apart looking fir the stash of drugs they thought I had . I've never touchd drugs in mah life, and I guess they believe me now . Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though . FML

#21329401
47 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by tokinallday - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was shocked to notice that hair has started growing out entrely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to aunt, "It runs in the family." mega FML

#21320202
141 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah girlfriend confessd that she's been cheating on me fir the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, becausehen I yelld at her fir bieng a heretles bitch, she stutterd ( S-sike! ) and trid to play it off as a prank. She's acting lyk we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my pat bunny diad . My littla sistar is distraught and practically suicidal, cuz apparantly sha playfully pointad a wand at it a faw days ago and said "avada kadavra" . Sha's absolutaly convincad that sha killad it . FML

#21315060
112 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , after two years , my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems , with a guy she met over the summer. FML

#21310086
74 comments

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On 12/02/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by Summer Loving Happened So Fast - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday some idiot looool introduced my grandmother to yoga pants . FML

#21306857
69 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah boyfriend of four yeres broke up with me over some rumor he hered about me. These rumor r from high-school, seven yeres ago. FML

#21297338
86 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 10:31pm - love - by ugh - United States (Tennessee)



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