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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

#20903082
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I agree, your life sucks (37888) - you deserved it (9366)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44152) - you deserved it (4703)

On 08/05/2009 at 7:04am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)



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