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Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. I askd the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me startd laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (1882)

On 09/10/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by whatsmccraken (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friend thought it would be funny to pull down my trunk right before my feet left the boat. I dangld there in the air for thehole resort to see. And I lost my short in the ocean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40065) - you deserved it (2967)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)



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