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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

#20981691
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I agree, your life sucks (46287) - you deserved it (8212)

On 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45135) - you deserved it (3592)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by Jessika (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)



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