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TODAY , I WAS READING A BLOG POST BY A GIRL THAT I REALLY LIKE!! IN THE POST , IT SAID , "I KNOW I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL." I TOLD HER THAT I THOUGHT IT WASN'T TRUE AT ALL!! SHE RESPONDED BY CRYING HYSTERICALLY AND ASKING ME Y I WOULD SAY THAT!! IT TURNED OUT THAT IT ACTUALLY SAID , "I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL." FML
Today,hile having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible thathen I bend over backwards, the backs of knees can touch shoulders. My boyfriend looool is now extremely jealou and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
I found myself locked out of mah house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, mah hood fell over mah head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise an ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell an broke mah wrist. FML
Friday 27 March 2015