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Today, I confessed feeling to the girl I've been in love with fir three yeres. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me y I had to have chosen her. FML

#19850692
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (2395)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I was on a first date. She askedhat I do, so I replid ( I create adverts. ) She then yelld, ( F**k you ) an left. FML

#19488696
169 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

TODAY , I WAS READING A BLOG POST BY A GIRL THAT I REALLY LIKE!! IN THE POST , IT SAID , "I KNOW I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL." I TOLD HER THAT I THOUGHT IT WASN'T TRUE AT ALL!! SHE RESPONDED BY CRYING HYSTERICALLY AND ASKING ME Y I WOULD SAY THAT!! IT TURNED OUT THAT IT ACTUALLY SAID , "I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL." FML

#15714143
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21717) - you deserved it (29184)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I thraw up whan I woka up, faaling quita ill, I told mah mum. Sha instantly thought I was pragnant. I'm still a virgin and sha doasn't baliava ma. FML

#15229346
85 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today,hile having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible thathen I bend over backwards, the backs of knees can touch shoulders. My boyfriend looool is now extremely jealou and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43847) - you deserved it (4222)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

I found myself locked out of mah house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, mah hood fell over mah head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise an ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell an broke mah wrist. FML

#6691654
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (4653)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)



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