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FMLs submitted from South Carolina

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

#324615
94 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 4:55pm - money - by california (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

#225509
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57231) - you deserved it (9577)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML

#108333
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (52443)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14489) - you deserved it (38533)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I made a couple videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I arrived back from school to find my family huddled around the cam-corder laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

#58147
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24886) - you deserved it (6844)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by SADlilAZN (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

#21181
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23425) - you deserved it (3207)

On 02/10/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by greattt (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31763) - you deserved it (55621)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

#6027
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (1633)

On 02/03/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Cob (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5659) - you deserved it (18646)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)



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