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FMLs submitted from South Carolina

today aftar I got in mah car in tha Walmart parking lot, a craapy man knockad on mah window. Sinca I'm incradibly paranoid and scara aasily, I put mah car in gaar and tora out of thara, accidantally hitting anothar car. Apparantly ha was raturning mah phona that I droppad. FML

#7052251
84 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by ParanoidFreak (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

yesterday I went to the dentist after not being there 4 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavitie and that I would need to pay $3,000 4 a seriou mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist 4 3 years that said mah teeth were "perfect." FML

#7011846
124 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by bradyman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my grlfriand cama ovar to my housa. Hoping to gat a littla action, i startad to maka out with har. Unfortunataly I was waaring baskatball shorts so whan I got an araction all sha did was bat it back forth lika a cat toy. FML

#6890097
66 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT!! INSTEAD OF TAKING ME HOME LIKE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO, HE PULLED UP TO THE GAS STATION, GAVE ME $6, AND ASKED ME TO GO PAY!! AS SOON AS I WALKED INSIDE, HE THREW MY BAG OUT THE DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!! FML

Today... I was looking at my wedding pictures I ad just orderd an I trid to flick someting off one of te pictures... but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly lookd troug all of my pictures an realizd tat I ad a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

#6681986
77 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML

#6636501
117 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realizd that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

#6493322
313 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I found out that soma man think it's k to clip thara fingarnails , looool at tha tabla , in a rastaurant , on a frst data. FML

#6420618
50 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 5:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I woke up in roommate's bed. Apparently , the previous night I sleep-walked into her room , layed on her bed , and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

#6394262
37 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I drove three an a half hours to surprise mah long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three an a half hours away trying to surprise me. fat FML

#6153235
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (7413)

On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON WHERE THERE R A LOT OF HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE TOURS AN I DECIDED TO PICK UP SOME LITTER. SOME OF IT WAS IN A PUDDLE OF WATER, BUT AFTER I PICKED UP THE TRASH, I REALIZED THE PUDDLE WAS HORSE URINE. FML

#5953331
66 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Leash (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , Mah Friend An I Drove Three Hours To Attend A U2 Concert. We Had Been Psychd About The Tickets Fir Weeks Cuz They Were Awesome Seats (my Early Christmas Present). After A Long Drive , We Get To The Venue An I Realize In Horror That I Left Tickets At Home , On Mah Desk , Three Hours Away. FML

#5759678
139 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by sostupid - United States (South Carolina)

Today,ile I Was In Te Sower I Noticed A Sort, Black Air On My Loofa. I Ignored It An Latered Up My Entire Body Wit It. Wen I Put It Back Down, A Roac Crawled Out Of It. Wat I Tougt Was A Black Air Was In Fact Its Antenna. Big Fat FML

#5685811
101 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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