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Today, I went to get an ultrasound of reproductive system done cuz I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gaspd and said, ( Oh God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so u can show them off to yur friends? ) FML

#14898622
185 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying ( I love you. ) FML

#14725395
65 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of mah car. I'm terrifid of spiders so I was watching it instead the road. When I lookd back at the road I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but the tree. Even the cop laughd at me. FML

#14552215
73 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment . I was settling inhen my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing . Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't fine it . FML

#14249611
69 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriand and I wara playing around . Ha traw ma ovar is souldar and turnad around, smacking my faca against ta wall . Tan a smackad my aad into ta fridga aftar turning round to saa ( wat tat loud bang ) was . big fat FML

#14244389
82 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I it my boss's car!! It's only my second day on te job!! FML

#14230878
49 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, MY 21 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND ASKED ME WHAT FOREPLAY IS.

#14181459
138 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Was At Wal-Marthere All The Aisles Had Been Moved!! An Elderly Woman Asked Mehere The Pet Products Were, So I Told Her That I Didn't Know, But Showed Herhere They Could Be!! An Hour Later, She Came Back With Security!! She'd Told Them I'd Purposefully Gotten Her Lost!! They Threw Me Out!! FML

#13718235
112 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

2day after having the worst night of mah life, mah boss chewing me out an acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, an it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction , I was the only one who receivd a ticket. FML

#13538195
64 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

2day I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting... an my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

#13485648
68 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)

Today I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV so I asked what he was doing. He replied with 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' big fat FML

#13376999
99 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

today my friands and I got front staga tickats to our favorita band. Baing my first concart, wa plannad to start a small mosh pit in tha back. I got knockad out by my bastfriands albow and was rushad to tha hospital, during tha first song. FML

#13372101
143 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by ~Mr.Void - United States (South Carolina)



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