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FMLs submitted from South Carolina

Today, I received te potos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at te place we'd first met: te local zoo. Wen I looked tem over, I noticed tere was an elepant taking a poop in te background. FML

#19792340
136 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn mah cellphone off in a movie theater cuz I knew no one would text me or call . FML

#19661266
117 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Taday I asked mah dad if mah grlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to mah room for a quickie. There, I saw that mah dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah grlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." real FML

#19607447
165 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my four-year-old son decidd to bite my butt during prayer at church . The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him . FML

#19401263
172 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, I Was At A Restaurant, An I Saw Mah Friend. When We Made Eye Contact, I Made A Creepy Face At Her An Twitched Mah Arms To Make Her Laugh. A Woman Looked Over Said Sadly, ( Oh Mah God, That Poor Girl! ) She Thought I Was ( Special. ) FML

#19314232
84 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, boyfriend broke up wit me. He let me know by saving ( CYA ) into dog's fur and ten moving out before I got ome from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer . The application stated that there were no right or wrong answer and to answer truthfully . looool I was automatically rejected . FML

#18853580
97 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I recieved a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.

#18760852
194 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Taday ma business is doing so badly tat people r teacing teir kids to drive in te empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today I Asked My Boyfriend If I've Gained Weight. He Replied, "Why Do You Think I've Been So Often On Top Lately?"

#18472242
113 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

AFTER A MONTH OF LIVING IN A PIGSTY OF AN APARTMENT WITH MAH ROOMMATES..!! I SPENT THE DAY CLEANING THE PLACE OUT!! WHEN EVERYONE RETURND HOME..!! INSTEAD OF THANKING ME..!! ALL THEY COULD DO WAS POINT OUT THE SPOTS I'D MISSD!! MEGA FML

#17871769
109 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 3:45pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissd in the seat. mega FML

#17855277
85 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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