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FMLs submitted from South Carolina

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
72 comments

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On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

#21523085
32 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

#21510957
42 comments

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On 01/03/2016 at 11:15am - misc - by NAT - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

#21509043
76 comments

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On 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered "goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML

#21507931
37 comments

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On 12/25/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by well scrooge you too (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML

#21507260
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (1633)

On 12/24/2015 at 11:06am - kids - by mommiedearest - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

#21493776
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (2197)

On 11/17/2015 at 8:51pm - money - by Already Broke Asf - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML

#21490067
53 comments

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On 11/08/2015 at 7:36pm - health - by NotABeatenWoman (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

#21487839
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by ew (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

#21456522
35 comments

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On 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

#21437546
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (5709)

On 07/06/2015 at 7:02pm - love - by 12yearsoldapparently (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
50 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)



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