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Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)



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