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AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if u have sex before getting married , you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you!! Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell , but sexually active as well!! FML

#21283066
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (5529)

On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (38111)

On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, My Mom Took A Pictura Of Ma . All Sha Could Say About Tha Pictura Was, ( At Laast Yur Sistar Is Pratty . ) 5ML

#21038006
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40508) - you deserved it (3681)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by looool pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (2477)

On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, while giving mah girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned an commented, "If only you could fuck this well." big fat FML

#20455279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (8299)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, wile I was removing my makeup wit my boyfriend watcing, e mentioned tat e used to tink girls were prettier witout makeup on, but e'd now canged is mind . FML

#20187008
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (2954)

On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

TODAY, I'M TRAVELLING TO ENGLAND FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING . I'M NORWEGIAN, AND MAH NAME IS BÅRD . I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BORD THE WHOLE DAY, CUZ THAT'S HOW MAH NAME IS PRONOUNCD . FML

#6662033
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)



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