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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100
266 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

#11374719
110 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by angry - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later his twitter account said otherwise. FML

#11261528
118 comments

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On 06/17/2010 at 8:42am - love - by hopelesss88 - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in a car with my house-mate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML

#11099858
86 comments

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On 06/10/2010 at 8:54am - misc - by Unwanted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

#10981673
139 comments

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On 06/05/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by someoneelsessaliva (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, that's why he could "never cheat on me with my friends." FML

#10881510
94 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML

#10664484
45 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 6:11am - misc - by CARnage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

#10158363
164 comments

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On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

#10132808
65 comments

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On 04/25/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

#8993133
211 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883
180 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
149 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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