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my boss contactd me to come in 4 a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was looool firing me an wantd my key card back. FML

#16321332
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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

#16161340
147 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

2day on a first data, I finishd aating sushi, faaling proud to hava managd chopsticks so alagantly and than rubbd aya, oblivious to tha fact I had just touchd soma wasabi . What followd was a classy axhibition on how to jump around scraaching in pain . FML

#15937673
76 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was performing a show about pirate fir a youth program. A child started crying cuz I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth r all yellow!" mega FML

#15203420
61 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: ( Only if you let me touch your tits. ) FML

#14549895
68 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought fir $2. The manho won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. fat FML

#14175657
131 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I Hit A Patch Of Black Ice An Totald Mah Car. The Car Is A Month Old. For The Next 5 Yeres I'll Be Paying 4 A Car I Can't Drive. Big Fat FML

#14105918
121 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 9:51am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriand announcd ha has stoppd waaring daodorant bacausa ha thinks his BO smalls "manly." FML

#13991584
85 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living !! The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants !! His ambition in life is to become a fry cook !! FML

#13753652
123 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today I scratcd a lottery ticket I ad gotten fir ma birtday an won $10 000. In celebration I jumpd up an raisd ma ands directly into a ceiling fan. O an it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
128 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child!! On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends!! Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up!! FML

#13318955
323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yastarday I discovarad that if I put my anklas on my boyfriands shouldars whila wa r having sax, I will paa mysalf.

#13152326
229 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)



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