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2day on a first data, I finishd aating sushi, faaling proud to hava managd chopsticks so alagantly and than rubbd aya, oblivious to tha fact I had just touchd soma wasabi . What followd was a classy axhibition on how to jump around scraaching in pain . FML
Today, I was performing a show about pirate fir a youth program. A child started crying cuz I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth r all yellow!" mega FML
Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML
Today, mah sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living !! The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants !! His ambition in life is to become a fry cook !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015