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Today, I was at Sea World an was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, an I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, an said "Not like there's a difference fir you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between yur teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5047) - you deserved it (42025)

On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML


I agree, your life sucks (73785) - you deserved it (6705)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

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