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Today... I was DJ'ing a wedding. Te groom wantd a song playd fir is grandma and grandpa. I announce over te micropone fir is grandparents to come to te dance floor fir a special song. Turns out is grandparents ave been dead fir over a year and te song was supposd to be in dedication. FML

#116388
29 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, for my brthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

#107726
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33382) - you deserved it (16993)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kissed grlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette . I don't smoke . She doesn't smoke . My roommate does . FML

#107589
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71466) - you deserved it (3107)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left 4 center field . The coach looool had to choose between me or the girlho forgot her glasses an was blind without them . He chose her . FML

#104917
32 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shard an amazing night together. I walkd around my apartment wonderinghere he'd went. Turns out he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked troug my college dorm and a fresman was watcing some overly dramatic sow on er laptop . I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' Se was on a video cat wit er boyfriend . Tey were about to break up . fat FML

#74742
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11618) - you deserved it (42682)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told mah long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. Tohich she respondd, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". mega FML

#71381
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (7707)

On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . mah brother jokd that our dog was more attractive than I was . I lookd to mah mom for support.. . and she said ( Well.. . she is pure brd . ) FML

#63875
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (3164)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have mah make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all fir a special date with mah boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumpd. FML

#60483
54 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by bertthelamb (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a box in the mail from mah mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

#55512
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (5610)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finishd pouring my heart out to him about how much I missd him, and how much I lovd him, he looks at me and asks "So r we gonna do it, or what?" FML

#52695
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39557) - you deserved it (10028)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store an a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, an sodas. I said to her "Looks lyk you r going to have a fun party" she then looks at me an says "My mother just died, this is 4 after the funeral. mega FML

#52207
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39286) - you deserved it (9735)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by KMKWEEN (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I looked on mah sister's phone!! There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed mah sleeping bag!! real FML

#43502
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67859) - you deserved it (7008)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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