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Today, I got an invitation in the mail 4 my dad's thrd wedding. My frst name was misspelled on the envelope. FML

#3165939
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On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by silkworm (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY MOM WENT TO A PSYCHIC. THE REASON? SHE HAS CONVINCED HERSELF THAT I'M GAY, EVEN THOUGH I'VE TOLD HER THAT I'M NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN. THE PSYCHIC DISAGREED. APPARENTLY, I'M BICURIOUS WITH ONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS. GUESSHO MY MOM BELIEVES? REAL FML

#3137659
156 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do u know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green beres'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green beres until I realizd that it didn't. FML

#3048050
138 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I Was Installing The Official 3.0 Firmware Update Fir My IPhone . Apple's Authentication Servers Crashed . I Now Own An IBrick . FML

#2990755
246 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mom had one too many and announced to all of mah friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani!! FML

#2959113
138 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was working as a service writer in looool an auto service sop. A really cute girl cummed in to buy a eadligt, I offered to install te bulb for er. My and got stuck beind te eadligt, se ad to ask one of our mecanic to come remove te air box from er car to get my and out. FML

#2958719
20 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 11:42pm - work - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah grlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't!! FML

#2955411
333 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I used a porta-potty . After I cummed out.. . my mom cummed out of one and said "I really wish I could wash my hands." I explained that I used the little soap bar that was on the side of the toilet in mine . She told me that was a urinal and the soap bar was a disinfectant bar . real FML

#2903638
178 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by hockeyfanaticx87 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

#2839886
155 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date wit ma boyfriend. Suddenly e starts speaking gibberis. I askat's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to ma unicorn. He says you're pretty," an winks at me. Wat ave we lerened today? Te person I like is a freak, an apparently unicorns r real.

#2829311
397 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

#2816506
112 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

#2771745
114 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at friends house . It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway . I made it out, but then phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car . Turns out he called to warn me to watch out 4 it . FML

#2714754
61 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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