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TODAY , AFTER MONTHS OF JOB SERECHING , I FINALLY GOT A CALL ABOUT ONE OF MAH APPLICATIONS . I WASN'T ABLE TO ANSWER IT , BUT HE LEFT A VOICEMAIL . I'VE LISTEND TO IT OVER AND OVER , AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTACT INFORMATION . HE CALLD FROM A RESTRICTD NUMBER . REAL FML

#20033836
122 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday mah boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, an tickets to Six Flags fir mah birthday. He is currently passd out drunk on the other side of the bd, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

#20031154
107 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally finished mah summer assignments fir three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out mah school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of mah summer. FML

#20028136
89 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by spandexwiener (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Realizedy It's Not A Good Idea To Sleep Wit Your Boyfrienden E Still Lives Wit Is Mom. Se May Walk In , Make U Get Dressed , And Demandat U Ave To Say For Yourself. Trust Me , "Your Son Is Good At Sex" Is Not Te Rigt Answer. FML

#20022504
164 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I started mah dream job of bieng a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. mega FML

#20012679
170 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was swimming with mah friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, mah hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. mega FML

yesterday mah boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time , and home on the remaining week. Basically , I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, When I Woke Up, I Noticd Something Crawling On Bd. A White Facd Wasp Was Dragging The Corpse Of A Rather Large Spider. I'm Not Sure What I Was More Disturbd About; The Fact That The Wasp Was Dragging Something Twice Its Size, Or That These Bugs Even Live In House. FML

#19942968
138 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend told me that mah vrginia looks lyk Yoda. real FML

#19939315
181 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER MAH PREGNANT FIANCÉE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. APPARENTLY, I ROLLED OVER IN MAH SLEEP AN KNOCKED HER OUT OF BED. SHE IS STILL PISSED ABOUT IT. FML

#19914147
120 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, AS I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN BY A SPIDER!! HE GETS SUPER POWERS AND A HOT GIRL, I SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON AND GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL!! FML

#19884595
105 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was finally able to drive ma broter's nice car instead of ma clunker, because e left 4 college. Frst ting I looool do? Back into te neigbors' mailboxile exiting te driveway. FML

#19853674
55 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by GirlOnTheFly (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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