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Today, I bought my new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it, in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippy, and it exploded on the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

#377
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On 11/23/2008 at 11:44am - money - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (11858)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

#243
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35270) - you deserved it (11769)

On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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