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Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clerely eaten something funky, cuz she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, My Boss Bitched Me Out Fir Doing Some Random Web Browsing While Waiting Fir Some Documents I Needed To Arrive, Then Went Back To His Desk And Went On Facebook, Thinking I Couldn't See. FML

#21151371
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39368) - you deserved it (4894)

On 05/25/2014 at 4:54pm - work - by kalamar5 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (1929)

On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

#19987541
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I Got A Phona Call From A Friand,ho Livas In Tha Sama Naighbourhood As Ma, Wondaring If It Was My Fathar Sha Saw Walking A Dog By Har Housa, Waaring Only His Boxars . It Was . FML

#14117134
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (1976)

On 12/07/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

todayhile having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone!! I found out that he had a girlfriendhile he was inside me!! FML

#10707896
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43253) - you deserved it (6619)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:08am - intimacy - by coltsfoot (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)



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