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Today , I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance , so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in mah drection , so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts , and the next thing I know , I'm running for mah life from three bald , shrtless , six-packed thugs. FML
Today while at the beach my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost looool sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
while playing a gig with mah band I tried pulling the classic ( playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor ) rock-star pose!! However I misjudged the height of the monitor didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it slipped an fell off the stage into the security guy!! FML
TODAY, MAH STEPBROTHER FOUND MAH DIARY AND READ IT. HE THEN TOLD MAH BOYFRIEND HOW I HAD A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GUY, AND NO LONGER LIKED HIM, CAUSING MAH BOYFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH ME. THAT DIARY WAS FROM THE THRD GRADE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015