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Today, at my job as a cashier, a man an his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, an walks over to the next cashier. mega FML

#806381
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On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I were watching TV . An info-mercial cummd on for a diamond cross necklace that had the lord's prayer engravd inside of it . As the commercial endd I said, "who in thier right mind would actually buy that?" Turns out, my husband would, for our anniversary . FML

#804765
110 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by ALLALA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I logged onto computer to access a video from porn stas!! However..!! te folder was empty except fir favourite file!! Tinking tat a vrus deleted everyting..!! I was tankful favourite file remained!! Wen I opened it..!! I saw a video of parents telling me not to masturbate!! FML

#797956
183 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . mah siblings came home for the weekend . At dinner.. . mah dad started complaining at how one of mah siblings had gotten looool fired.. . one was failing college.. . an the other was gay . He went on to say I was 17 an already had a bright future . I'm pregnant . FML

#792212
213 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left the iron an ironing board in my room . While I was at school, my mom decidd to do some ironing, an did it in my room 4 convenience . The iron needd water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser an pourd it in . It was my secret vodka stash, an the iron caught on fire . FML

#782957
135 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I met ma boyfriend's parents for te frst time . I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy cuz I was nervous . After knocking over ma drink for te fourt time ma boyfriend's mom angrily soutd ( Did you actually come drunk for te frst time meeting us? ) FML

#778324
80 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by herANDi - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was on the phone with mah boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty , so we started talking drty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene , when I heard mah dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

#690128
112 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Bucko321 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smild back an gave a little wink. A minute later he approachd me. I introducd myself an askd if he wantd mah number. He said... "Um... no buthat r u eating? It looks really good" fat FML

#670430
80 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN , I didn't know that messages u sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY WHILE LYING IN BD WITH MY GRLFRIEND AND SHE WAS GRABBING THE FAT ON MY STOMACH I SAID TO HER "STOP TOUCHING MY FAT". SHE REPLID "SO DON'T TOUCH U AT ALL?" FML

#656486
85 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME OVER THE PHONE. HE SAID THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE... AN THAT HE HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER FIR AHILE. TURNS OUT... THE NEW GRL WAS HIS ONLINE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER. I GOT DUMPED FIR A VIDEO GAME. MEGA FML

#637749
197 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 1:12am - love - by w00tz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was using ma dad's cell because I ad broken mine. I was texting ma boyfriend all day wen ma dad needed is pone back. I forgot to tell ma boyfriend tat ma dad would be using te pone. My boyfriend ten texted grapically wat e wanted to do to ma dad. FML

#590218
76 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wantd to look nice at school 4 a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time yur hair looks like that. You could have atleast combd it!" FML

#574759
82 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Rai (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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