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Today, I found out that I hava baan studying 4 tha wrong final axam!! Ona mora hour until tha tast!! FML

#10666872
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On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

#10509777
188 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by shit - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, fifteen minute after dinner was servd, mah blind date says "It's good that your smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull mah dick out of yur mouth an then it's good if u looool have something interesting to say." Check please. mega FML

#9643258
106 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today my girlfriand told ma that I think too much during sax. Now tha only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML

#9572615
44 comments

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On 04/02/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by kmang33 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
132 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sant out of tha class 4 ( inappropriata ) bahaviour. Tha taachar latar forgot about ma an sant a notica homa to mah parants stating that I skippd class. FML

#8691974
98 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a girl I have been wanting fir years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

#8544581
104 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by depressed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on face. FML

#8350664
78 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today,hile working at mah new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog 4 the first time . I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast an bloody urine splashed up all over mah face . real FML

#8336704
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On 02/16/2010 at 11:43am - work - by alex (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I groundd mah son for being a smart ass. Now he can't go to the cub scout campout this weekend. He's been howling, sobbing, stomping, slamming and screaming for about three continuou hours. I am not sure who this punishment has inflictd more suffering on: mah son or me.

Today... I went outside to scrape te inc and a alf of ice off ma car so I could get to work. After alf an our of intense scraping... I realized tat it wasn't ma car. FML

#7782560
122 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, ma boyfriend informed me tat saring a bed wit me was like sleeping wit a siezing cat .

#7330766
37 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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