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Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

#5130583
156 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . I was sitting with mah boyfriend watching the Super Nanny . He watches the show regularly an said he has learnd some of her techniques . Apparently.. . he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational . FML

#5124739
84 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was fred from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old manho only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

#5082390
72 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cutting te grass wen I saw a man staring at me from my neigbor's garage. Tis went on 4 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'ello'. Tere was no response, an I was creeped out, so I called my neigbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
79 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

today I interviewed fir a job at a pharmaceutical lab. During the interview, I said something about a past work experience that made the interviewers think that I would enjoy doing something similar to that... so they gave me a warehouse job instead. I have a degree in chemistry and biology. FML

#4939837
36 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 9:56pm - work - by Pissssd (man) - United States (Ohio)

I woke up in mah bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing mah first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just mah roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

#4912906
120 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

looool Today, was mah thrd day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He sawhat was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, an began throwing them at me. FML

#4909892
104 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was supposed to be picked up by ma date. I aven't got ma license yet... so all looool ma dates ave to pick me up. He never sowed. He also didn't boter to text or call tat e wasn't coming. Neiter did te five oter dates I was supposed to ave tis summer. FML

#4812515
74 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:52pm - love - by sabbydutchgirl (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I almost got marrid. After the elaborate an very expensive wedding, my ( husband ) decidd he did not want to sign the marriage license cuz he wasn't sure if he really wantd to settle down after all. FML

#4775370
102 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 1:16am - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, grlfriend broke up with me. When I askd her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

#4682415
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50890) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by ihatemylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, was the frst day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in mah window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over mah sheets and me. FML

#4677872
60 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day mah grlfriend of 8 months and I broke up . We decidd to give back everything we ever bought for each other . I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I askd for mah stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself . FML

#4492713
89 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 1:23am - love - by MexyBoy (man) - United States (Ohio)



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