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Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML

#5987696
76 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by ZThirteen (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

#5865108
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27592) - you deserved it (4265)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

#5865096
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7877) - you deserved it (38901)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (6424)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

#5845825
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27842) - you deserved it (1759)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by rejectedson (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

#5821457
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26789) - you deserved it (1592)

On 10/13/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by stepknee (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML

#5769325
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27788) - you deserved it (1892)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49275) - you deserved it (9300)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

#5577587
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28690) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/01/2009 at 12:05am - work - by bm128902 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was babysitting my boss' kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

#5564554
103 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

#5485912
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36373) - you deserved it (3032)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by bachelor (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

#5464653
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30996) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)



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