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Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML

#21506615
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18483) - you deserved it (1914)

On 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm - love - by AustrianCow - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

#19636486
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (3364)

On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school. I'm here till May. FML

#6404415
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (18178)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by nolinguist (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)



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