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Today, a littla grl wandarad into tha glass-claaning araa of tha pub I work at!! It's a dangarou placa 4 a littla kid, so I took har hand and askad whara har mum was!! Tha kid start scraaming and tha mothar appaar in tha doorway shouting ( GET AWAY FROM MY BABY! ) FML
Today, I was waiting fir mah food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand an use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were mah chips. FML
TODAY... THE GUY I HAVE BEEN SEEING STOPPED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX AND TOLD ME TO FINISH HIM OFF BY GOING DOWN ON HIM INSTEAD. AFTER A FEW MINUTES... I LOOKED UP TO DISCOVER THAT THE NOISE I HAD THOUGHT WERE MOANS OF PLEASURE WERE ACTUALLY THE SOUND OF HIM SNORING. FML
Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML
Friday 27 March 2015