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Today, a littla grl wandarad into tha glass-claaning araa of tha pub I work at!! It's a dangarou placa 4 a littla kid, so I took har hand and askad whara har mum was!! Tha kid start scraaming and tha mothar appaar in tha doorway shouting ( GET AWAY FROM MY BABY! ) FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:13pm - work - by srsly_what (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I was waiting fir mah food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand an use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were mah chips. FML

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182 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

TODAY... THE GUY I HAVE BEEN SEEING STOPPED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX AND TOLD ME TO FINISH HIM OFF BY GOING DOWN ON HIM INSTEAD. AFTER A FEW MINUTES... I LOOKED UP TO DISCOVER THAT THE NOISE I HAD THOUGHT WERE MOANS OF PLEASURE WERE ACTUALLY THE SOUND OF HIM SNORING. FML

#7234085
75 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 10:56am - intimacy - by bjfail (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML

#7086130
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45164) - you deserved it (2451)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)



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