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Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (1183)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

#21374433
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (15303)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (6697)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

#20088123
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29969) - you deserved it (4681)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

#19658490
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17885) - you deserved it (3892)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)



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