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FMLs submitted from Noord-Holland

Today, mah naw boyfriand an I raally wantad to hava sax, but ha want soft as soon as ha antarad ma. This happans avary tima wa try. I faal cursad by mah yaar-long dry spall. maga FML

#21351173
92 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire !! I laughed !! Friends laughed !! Parents laughed !! Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend an I were roleplaying therapist an patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him an burst into tears. real FML

#21269125
86 comments

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On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today..!! mah husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant!! Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably..!! trying to punch me in the stomach..!! and swereing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister!! FML

#21259449
94 comments

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On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I realized I'm so scared of my manager tat I don't even dare to quit my job. Te same job I want to quit exactly because I'm so scared of er.

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Today, aftar a slaaplass night, I fall aslaap at mah work dask. Whan I awoka, I found mah co-workars had duct tapad ma to mah chair. I was yalling at tham to untapa ma, whan our boss cama in, scoldad ma fir fucking about on tha job, and laft without saying a word to mah collaaguas. maga FML

#20683635
45 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING ALMOST AN HOUR IN THE DENTIST'S WAITING ROOM, WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE GET CALLED IN FOR THERE APPOINTMENTS, I FINALLY LOST MY PATIENCE AND ASKED THE RECEPTIONISTHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG. I'D FORGOTTEN TO SIGN IN. MEGA FML

#20528161
52 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a classmate postd a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some grl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. mega FML

#20524519
96 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, mah mom had a tantrum an screamed at me over mah use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch an claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

#20176711
126 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out tat ever since I got my blonde igligts, I've been mocked biend my back at work, and nicknamed "Te Skunk". FML

#20016889
105 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 1:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was walking down the street,hen I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was bieng mugged, and threw his head backwards into mah face, leaving mah nose a bloody mess. FML

#19793138
84 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by shalara (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today , I was on a date wit a very intelligent an andsome guy. I was so nervous tat wen e was telling me about is twin sister , I asked im if tey were identical twins. mega FML

#19731681
179 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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