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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

#21477074
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (2395)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

#20944097
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37600) - you deserved it (43279)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

#20538233
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48818) - you deserved it (4720)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (35396)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)



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