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FMLs submitted from New South Wales

Today I Found Out That Whenever A Mistake Is Made At My Work, My Boss Assumes That It Was Me, Unless Indicated Otherwise, But He Has Never Said Anything To Me About It Because Of My 'lerening Disorder'. I Don't Have A Lerening Disorder. FML

#6078927
43 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I LEARNEDHY MAH BATHROOM HAS A HORRIBLE, SEEMINGLY IRREMOVABLE STENCH. MY CAT DOESN'T SQUAT TO PEE LYK A NORMAL CAT. SHE STANDS UP, PEEING OVER THE SIDE OF THE LITTER TRAY ALL OVER THE WALL AND FLOOR,HICH ARE NOW A PERMANENT YELLOW TINGE. FML

#6078345
69 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by catwoman (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips an decided to wear it on mah wrist. Whilst I was in the shower , I got a shock , thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance an slipped , banging mah head on the faucet. big fat FML

#6050280
90 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I FOUND MAH BRAND NEW TROPICAL FISH DEAD IN ITS TANK BECAUSE MAH BOYFRIEND GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AN DECIDED TO POUR RED WINE INTO THE AQUARIUM. FML

#5968472
63 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I found a dead puppy in mah backyard. I have never owned any pets. FML

#5966909
89 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by WhyMe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I playad wit taita dust on ta countar at work for ta last tima . Aftar a coupla of waaks of arriving to a tin coating of dust ovar ta countar , and drawing in it , piling it up and otar suc fun tings , I mat ta guyo now doas ta aarliar sift . Ha as a uga , dandruffy baard . raal FML

#5946410
107 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ad my 21st brtday party. My friends told me to ave te party even toug it ad been 5 monts since my actual 21st brtday. Tey askd me wy I didn't ave one originally and I jokingly told tem it was because I didn't tink anyone would come. Turnd out nobody came after all. FML

#5926430
29 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by JimmySmoothBeans (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hilst holding a hand rail on a packd bus, I was rubbing mah hand along, and playing with,hat I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730
65 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, my ouse got robbd,ile I was upstars taking a dump. FML

#5910203
101 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was informd by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designd for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

#5889597
50 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Realised That The Last Three People To See Mah Intimate Parts These Last Weeks Were Mah Beautician Mah Doctor And The Ladyho Did Mah Check Up Ultra Sound. Oh And I'm Married. FML

#5875725
85 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:30am - love - by loveless - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , AS I WAS WALKING OME LATE AT NIGT , SOME ASSOLE TREW A LIT CIGARETTE BUTT OUT OF TERE BALCONY . IT FELL BETWEEN MA GLASSES AND MA EYE AND LEFT A BURN MARK ON MA CEEK . FML

#5875501
76 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 5:28am - health - by nimrod23 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

#5825697
61 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)



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