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Today, mah friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to mah mother. FML

#8658018
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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of mah bag and hit mah head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood cummed running down mah face. looool FML

#8525883
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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was teaching a special technique class 4 ballet and was focusing on prouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been looool dancing 4 15 years. FML

#8437368
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On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I got a reply to mah Valentine's Day card that I sent to mah girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

#8435520
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of seat.

#8082566
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On 02/10/2010 at 6:47am - love - by kstaa - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after bieng teasd. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of mah slow typing it appeard after she wrote, "Doesn't help bieng fat." big fat FML

#7927538
69 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in mah drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and mah knees were in front of mah face. No one helped. FML

#7914611
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On 02/05/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JD (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my sister askd me if any of my family member ad commentd on my recent weigt gain. I told er no not really. Her reply? "Tey must just being saying it beind yur back ten."

#7729865
36 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:38am - health - by lilsis (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I found a wallet belonging to some guy... it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside... I decided to return it hoping fir a reward. I drove fir 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML

#7693215
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:06am - money - by Sheggie (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours fir my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

#7516892
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On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I found out ma boyfriend of two years role-plays on te internet, pretending to ave sex wit men. His responseen I confronted im about it? "Wic specific incidents r you referring to?" FML

#7412437
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On 01/18/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by heterolifepartner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

#7391699
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah father decided to tell me in detailhen and how he lost his virginity. He even told mehat position it was andho this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

#7364490
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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