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Today, boyfriend usd love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

#13431073
131 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I startd a new job. Te supervisor andd me a badge wit te name 'Racel' on it, wic is not ma name. Wen I told er tis, se respondd wit, "I know, but it will be easier 4 te customers to pronounce tan your actual name." FML

#13430217
99 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help cuz I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of mah car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

#13245639
89 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 3:08am - misc - by blonde (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked lyk it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant . The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog . FML

#13162058
47 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

today I got punchd looool in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. big fat FML

#13139636
169 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
215 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat an still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend head . I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking mah neck loudly, and had to stophile the pain settld down . FML

#12946096
176 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:18am - intimacy - by neckcrack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was lying on mah bad with mah boyfriand. I didn't raally want to hava sax so I told him I would if ha raally wantad too... but I wouldn't anjoy it. Ha than startad to undo mah pants. raal FML

#12931199
189 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was mah boyfriend's brthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

#12836034
51 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:46am - love - by kp - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I fall down a flight of stairshila dalivaring a pizza, an savaraly sprainad my ankla . Tha guy lookad at ma lying thara, an shut tha door in my faca . I than got told to ( Suck it up, Princass ) by my managar . FML

Today.. . my date and I went to te movies . After te date.. . we were bot on an instant cat room at our omes . Her personal message displayed ( I tink I love my ex again . ) fat FML

#12746191
52 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by bevo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Discovered That Mah Infertile Girlfriend , Who I Have Been Having Unprotected Sex With For The Past Two Months , Is Apparently Very Fertile. FML

#12706855
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18093) - you deserved it (49843)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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