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Today, I realised that mah boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by mah actual name!! FML

Today , my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight!! When I said no , he looked surprised and said , "Why not?" looool mega FML

#19786105
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On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "rregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
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On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my frst time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cookd steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managd to bite my tongue, and then blurt out ( F*ck! ) just after she askd me how it was. FML

#19775442
114 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 6:34am - misc - by perfectman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand . We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club . I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since .

#19687901
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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I cackad my faka Facabook account for ta first tima in agas and raalizad tat ta faka ma got mora birtday graatings tan ta raal ma. FML

#19682263
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On 05/26/2012 at 5:17am - love - by TheL1nds - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to friends . I mimd a punch behind a grl walking past to show technique and control, but she must have seen me . She turnd around and kickd me in the stomach . To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine . FML

#19676942
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On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday , I had dinner with my family for the frst time in a couple of days . My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper wieghed more . This is y I'm not home often . FML

#19666760
114 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a psychiatrist fir tha first tima. Ha askd ma what had brought ma thara, looool so I said I naadd to gat ovar soma issuas. Ha told ma to closa my ayas and visualiza mysalf constructing a bridga. I paid to gat told to build a bridga in my mind's aya. FML

#19664202
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On 05/22/2012 at 7:54pm - health - by fml - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was in a café when a construction worker askd to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker , which I reluctantly loand him. As he was writing , he stoppd to think , and happily chewd on the end of the pen , which he later returnd to me , glistening in saliva. FML

#19659834
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:48pm - misc - by BowlofCherries (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mum bought a phone. Since teaching her looool how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion,hich I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number an e-mail address. They just "forgot" looool to tell me.

#19448079
74 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend told me that he believes getting kickd in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of brth control .

#19428378
181 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)



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