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Today, I confronted my husband about a pair of panties I found in his office. They're his. He put them on to show me that they fit. FML

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

#21514912
43 comments

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On 01/13/2016 at 9:08pm - animals - by TooFlamingHot (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

#21514651
62 comments

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On 01/13/2016 at 7:06am - work - by midnightblade163 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Years party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML

#21510574
37 comments

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On 01/02/2016 at 10:57am - love - by anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML

Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

#21506788
64 comments

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On 12/23/2015 at 2:45am - money - by JunkDex (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

#21505447
51 comments

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On 12/19/2015 at 9:30am - animals - by shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

#21498846
90 comments

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On 12/01/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

#21489448
126 comments

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On 11/07/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML

#21489333
70 comments

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On 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by FMyJob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

#21481034
81 comments

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On 10/17/2015 at 8:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

#21479542
52 comments

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On 10/13/2015 at 12:55pm - health - by Shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)



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